Well, this should hopefully put an end to speculation that he’s on his deathbed. Keith Richards has been discharged from hospital following surgery for the injuries he sustained after falling from a coconut tree in Fiji. His publicist has confirmed that he is no longer in hospital, but that he will have to return as an outpatient for check-ups.
The Rolling Stone has thanked his doctors and “the beautiful ladies who make painful nights less painful and shorter… many thanks, Kiwis. I hope I wasn’t too much of a pain in the arse – after all, it was my head that was fixed.”