Keith Richards discharged

Well, this should hopefully put an end to speculation that he’s on his deathbed. Keith Richards has been discharged from hospital following surgery for the injuries he sustained after falling from a coconut tree in Fiji. His publicist has confirmed that he is no longer in hospital, but that he will have to return as an outpatient for check-ups.

The Rolling Stone has thanked his doctors and “the beautiful ladies who make painful nights less painful and shorter… many thanks, Kiwis. I hope I wasn’t too much of a pain in the arse – after all, it was my head that was fixed.”

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